roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via legit-humour)

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

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sodamnrelatable:

(Source: ohsomelissa)

sodamnrelatable:

I just go sit at the table like:

 

(Source: his-troll-gf)